Hayi, luhlobo lwesizalwane endinokuthi ndilunike intshontsho! Ubonakala ezithanda iibhanana, kwaye ikholifulawa ephilayo, eshushu neswiti ingcono kakhulu! Kukho into endixelela ukuba umntakwabo uyamsebenzisa rhoqo kwaye ividyo yindlela yokwenza ukuba athandwe. Ke yintoni, i-bitch kufuneka igcinwe ezinzwaneni ngamaxesha onke.
Onjani umfoti onesiphithiphithi, i-paparazzi ekhohlakeleyo. Yangena nge balcony yaphantse yafaka ilens kwimpundu yentshontsho. Kwaye ulele apho ecinga, "Kutheni umyeni wam engathethi? Mhlawumbi yi-prank. Kwaye umyeni ucinga into efanayo ngaye, kwaye uqala ukuphosa eesileni ngakumbi! Kwaye yile ndlela bafumana ngayo isibini kwi-roll. Shit, kufuneka sivale iikhethini!
Nam ngendibenaye :-)